A passive-aggressive letter to King David from an elderly church lady
King David: Must I again remind you of your office? Tales of your lewd dancing are running amok in our city, causing greater scandal than tales of your low…
A passive-aggressive letter to Eve from an elderly church lady
My Dear Eve, You must know how fond I’ve always been of you (young women ever remind me of my own adolescent delicacy); however, I admit I have cause…
A passive-aggressive letter to Elijah from an elderly church lady
Dear Elijah, Congratulations on your recent victory over Baal’s prophets. You must be feeling very pleased with yourself. I, however, am less pleased. Why, you ask? Because of…
A passive-aggressive letter to Ezekiel from an elderly church lady
To the prophet Ezekiel: Perhaps I am wasting my time by writing you this letter, but I feel I must say something in order to be true to my…
A passive-aggressive letter regarding John the Baptist from an elderly lady
To Whom It May Concern: I am writing this letter in hopes that someone will call to account that vagabond known as John the Baptizer. His manner, his conduct,…
A passive-aggressive letter to Joshua from an elderly church lady
Joshua, I have been a friend of your mother’s for almost twenty years. I have watched you grow up from a young boy and have always had a certain…
A passive-aggressive letter to Paul from an elderly church lady
Dear Paul, I have been attending our church for several years now and generally find you to be a decent spokesperson. So, I hope you understand that I’m not…
What women actually did in the Bible
Excerpted from the “Women In Ministry” document written for Westwinds Community Church. This is what was spoken by the prophet Joel: In the last days, God says, I…
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