A passive-aggressive letter to King David from an elderly church lady
fossores, 9 years ago 0 1 min read 1102
Must I again remind you of your office? Tales of your lewd dancing are running amok in our city, causing greater scandal than tales of your low birth (which now, by the way, is completely evidenced). Though I did not personally subject myself to the affront of your sinfulness – I would not dare look upon a naked man, let alone my “king” – I assure you many, many of your formerly loyal supporters have come to me in dread and shame.
We ought to be able to expect more credibility out of our leaders, and less baseness.
We are not amused,
Dr. David McDonald is the teaching pastor at Westwinds Community Church in Jackson, MI. The church, widely considered among the most innovative in America, has been featured on CNN.com and in the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times, and Time Magazine. David weaves deep theological truths with sharp social analysis and peculiar observations on pop culture. He lives in Jackson with his wife, Carmel, and their two kids. Follow him on twitter (@fossores) or online at fossores.com
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